Three Days of Tweet #Haikus

I wanted to post three days of my #Haikus from Twitter formatted, edited and with links to the pictures.  Not only can I get them into columns, but there seems to be an extra space between each line, so this will be an unpleasant blog-post.  If you struggle though, thanks so much.  I am sorry I’ve been so derelict in my updating, but life is now. (HMMM, sounds like a Haiku)

I’m a stress farmer/

Growing prime anxiety/

I cultivate nerves/

#haiku

I’m a stress farmer/

I grow prime anxiety/

Cultivating nerves/

#haiku

http://znl.me/PLG0UE

http://twitpic.com/189l8f

Headline (#Haiku)

“Tea Party Avoids/

Divisive Social Issues”/

Like helping the poor/

I’m at the age of/

Elastic-stretch waste bands &/

Retelling stories/

#haiku

http://twitpic.com/1864rf

Comic barbershop/

Makes me feel old now, sadly/

All comic books age/

#haiku

http://znl.me/PTCHX1

I’m at the age of/

Elastic-stretch waste bands &/

Retelling stories/

#haiku

“Contempt prior to/

Investigation” marks my/

Comments on this page/

#haiku #sorryItextedthat

History changes/

And makes the bold radical/

A redundant fop/

#haiku

My ambition sleeps/

Curled up next to me today/

Waiting for regret/

#haiku

Productive urges/

Are curled up here next to me/

On this damp Friday/

#haiku

The First week of school/

low as a persian rug: floored/

and beaten like dog/

#haiku

When 3 buses come/

All at one time after an/

Hour’s long rainy wait!/

#haiku

Haikus: placeholders/

For longer contemplations/

Of the world I see/

#haiku

“Grade” diagnostics/

And begin to really learn/

About the Future/

#haiku

Racism: why I/

“Ain’t Reconstructed” The South/

In my Yankee Mind/

#haiku

Hdln #haiku

“Dance Floor Rejection:/

Man Beats Woman n Bar/

Restroom” (St Pats’s Starts!)/

http://bit.ly/bQMFWV

Chinese grave display-Woodside.

Display grave, chinese,/

Forgotten by concrete wall/

Under B.Q.E./

#haiku

http://twitpic.com/180y5h

http://znl.me/P8CQYO

The Consumer sign/

is an archeology/

Of fleeting times gone/

#haiku

http://yfrog.com/4idsc04875smallj

track bikes are most zen/

the ratio spins the truth/

out of fixed-gear youth/

#Haiku

(via @MATTERWILLIGER)

http://bit.ly/bxXsgd

Andrew Dice Clay is/

Getting “long in the tooth” though/

He hasn’t lost “bite”/

#Haiku

http://yfrog.com/3gdicej

Follicled halos/

Saturning the reddening/

Buzz-cut hipster heads/

#haiku

Adjuncts are the “crack”/

CUNY is addicted/

To by Government/

#haiku

My paranoia/

Doesn’t mean that nobody/

Is out to get me/

#haiku

I told class today/

That they had to teach me Soc./

So I could learn it/

#haiku

Jesus died for sins/

That humans made together/

In rare harmony/

#haiku

*double consciousness time*

Even broken clocks/

Are correct twice each day/

I wait for my time/

#haiku

http://twitpic.com/17zi6v

http://znl.me/PTRDMF

Look for “the happy”\

in Consumer redemption\

Outside ideas\

#haiku

http://twitpic.com/17wu1v

http://znl.me/PQMYUF

I’m hanging ten toes/

over the precipice that/

lies beneath my board/

#haiku #surf

Seven train is stopped/

At 46th street making/

ME late for MY class/

#haiku

(I made it on time)

There’s a point on Woodside ave/

Where the seven train and landing planes/

Disappear behind the same building/

#queens #poem

Arboreal Rat/

On a concrete wall looking/

At a Photo rat/

#haiku

http://twitpic.com/17wgtz

http://znl.me/PCPQK3

I’m a big Hater/

Of ev’rything that is new:/

(Searching for my youth)/

#haiku

Headline (#haiku)

“Rush Limbaugh ‘races’/

to inject a racial joke/

about [blind Black man]”/

http://su.pr/2GyLeR

Headline (#Haiku)

(Unlikely Heroes Ed.)

“Leaders in House Block/

Earmarks to Corporations/”

Gravy-Train Derails!!!/

http://nyti.ms/9YfpyQ

Headline (#haiku)

“More Messages Link/

Senator to Job Effort/”

Crook Politician/

http://nyti.ms/aX7A3F

Pierced cheek’s diamonds/

Look like the initial tears/

Of sacred wailing/

#haiku

Pierced cheek’s diamonds/

Looked like the initial tears/

Of a precious cry/

#haiku

Trying to maintain/

Gratitude’s good attitude/

In my humble life/

#haiku

I’ve switched to @Profgee/

On my phone and I miss my/

@wQueens7 friends/

#haiku

(any suggestions for twitter client on BBerry?)

Five:thirty A.M./

The Eastern sky lightens up/

Summer is coming/

#haiku

http://twitpic.com/17padr

Headline (#haiku)

“I Tickled Aide: That/

Was All, Massa Says” Smiling./

Aide is not talking/

http://mobile.nytimes.com/article?a=562235&f=19

G_d has blessed you twice/

Then gave you your family/

Now for the main course!/

#haiku

(in response to Adoption completion of friend)

Santeria can’t/

With all its beads & feathers/

Rid the smell of booze/

#haiku

(seen under El @ 43^rd street)

The faint reflection/

I leave of the man I was/

Surprises the few/

#haiku

http://twitpic.com/17lhva

http://znl.me/PET5L0