Those that worship Baal/
Are Jesus’ most ardent followers/
After they make burnt offerings/
@ Home Depot. Staples, & WalMart/
They recede to the church of their fathers/
Acting like their reverence for/
Their Romney-ing at Gates Trump-Buffet/
Was not as serious as their adoration/
Of Jesus’ scaffolding/
It is important to note/
Their wealth is in/
Products/
That project/
Their faith in stuff/
Amen, amen.